Having eco friendly sex is actually like a three-sum. How you ask? Very simple, you have yourself, your partner, and the Earth consciously involved in the love making. 1 + 1 + 1 = 3 last time I checked.
So, here is a list of things you can do to have environmentally friendly sex:
- Turn off the lights. Lights consume energy, why not turn them off and use your sense (touch) navigate your way around. Guys, you will probably love this part, having sex in the morning (and also during daytime) is more eco friendly because you can use natural sunlight. So if your special someone is environmentally inclined, but not in the mood in the mornings, make them aware about this possibly planet saving tip. But, if you really need light at night, you could use candles, which will definitely spice up the mood. Beeswax candles are natural (hence Eco-friendly) and very healthy for you.
- Turn down the air conditioner or furnace. In the colder seasons, why not generate your own heat. You'll need a few warm sheets and a big comfy area or bed. Keeping each other warm and generating your own heat has never been so much fun and healthy for the planet. In the warmer seasons, things could get really hot and steamy really quick if you turn down the air conditioner. It could be a great mood starter. If your special someone says its too hot, tell them to take off their thick __________. See how much of their clothing you can take off before making the move. Then, if things get too hot, move into a cool shower, but not a bath as that consumes a lot more water.
- Take advantage of the great outdoors. Your backyard might give you that extra thrill of being outdoors, but only if you have perfect privacy from your neighbors and it's safe to have fun in your backyard. Safety from animals, pesticides, and wandering eyes is a must for this adventure. The thrill of this adventure may lead you ditch those extra plastic toys and lubricants that you use to spice things up.
Thanks for TIP #3
Ohhh man, tip #3 was, ummm lets just say very eco-friendly the other day, to keep things PG. I think my wife has got me loving green now. I am a GREENIE!
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My wife is enviro-crazy, so I will try seducing her with these tips, buahahaha....
Thanks so much for this site EcoJudge, I have used it for many different tips!
- Dan from Australia
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